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chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

87daysbefore:

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pretty patties RULE!

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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suspend:

me everyday:

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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